Thursday, March 29, 2018

I think we're back in the Puritanical Era

With the new FOSFA bill, Amazon is stripping rank and making some Romance and Erotica books unsearchable. Thanks America!
Since my books all contain a story line, and I know for a fact that other mainstream titles, put out and marketed by the big house publishers are categorized in different genres have even more graphic scenes and sexual content than my books, I decided to re-categorize all of my current books.
I also changed key words as they are targeting anything BDSM, Bondage, Erotic Romance. 
At the moment, it seems to have worked.
However, if anyone would like to read my works before they could possibly be banned, my link on Amazon is here.
If such a censorship does occur, my books in the future may only be readily available as paperbacks through myself.
Cheers!

Tuesday, March 27, 2018

Safe Sex...Toy Disposal

In the random conversations, the subject of getting rid of old, broken, damaged toys came up.
This led me to do some research because a few years ago I had heard about a company that did a "Recycle your Rabbit" Day.

Lo and behold, I came across this site:
Sex Toy Recycling.

The Sex Toy Recycling process works like this: You send your unwanted sex toy to STR (email them and they'll send you a Tyvek pouch).
But don't be a nasty skank, wash it before you send it to them please.
They then sterilize and process it. Plastics, metals and batteries are recycled as needed for non-toy purposes.

The STR website says: "We then use a patent-pending process similar to that used to recycle athletic shoes into rubber surfaces for basketball courts. The rubber and silicone is ground up, mixed with a binding agent, and remolded into new toys. For sanitary and safety reasons, each toy is then coated with a layer of new silicone. The result is a sex toy made of at least 95% post-consumer materials."

Your old faithful can live a new life and come again and again!


Wednesday, February 21, 2018

Erotic Guide Interview

Thank you so much to the Erotic Guide for interviewing me and featuring me on their site!
Please click and go check out their site!

Friday, February 16, 2018

Erotic Romance Reminder.

I post a bunch of fun and silly sexual topics here, but first and foremost, it's always a platform for my writing. It's been a while since I have put up a post about my currently available novels.
Feel free to click links on the sidebar to check them out, or to order. I am also currently reviewing new avenues to make both ebooks and paperbacks available to purchase as well.
Available now at most places your favorite ebooks and paperbacks are sold.
Don't forget to check out my free short story too!
Ripped & Twisted
Candy & Kink
The Surrender of Luella: Perchance to Dream Book One
Illusions: Perchance to Dream Two

Thursday, February 15, 2018

Oddities in the Stores of Self-Pleasure

I'm all for getting yourself off, we know this.
There's nothing like a little self-love time.
However, there are a few devices that make me go Hmmm?
And to each their own, whatever turns you on.
I've seen the foot that you can fuck like a flesh light.
So, fee are your thing, but nothing like walking into a scene of the walking dead, the room splattered with spooge rather than blood.
But hear me out.

I mean, I completely get what they were going for here, but I also can't help but think this is how a serial killer story could begin.
It was innocent enough to begin with. Him, his fuck head.
But then...he began fantasizing about a real woman; the one who never noticed he existed.
Or you could go with the promiscuous woman scenario.
The next thing you know, he's dancing around his room to Q Lazzarus like Buffalo Bill with a head hanging from his crotch.
See how I go off on a tangent when I see her.

I get it. It's the affordable version of a love doll. However, I can't help that it gives new meaning to the word skull fuck.
Maybe it's the lifelike hair that imagine flailing around while you are doing the deed to her severed head?
There is another version without the hair.
She doesn't look quite real, so she's not as intimidating to me as Felicity.
Then there is Seduce Me Scarlet 3D Love Doll With Head <- with head.
Want to know why there is emphasis on with head?
Cuz it would be just plain creepy having the torso with no head.

Granted, these are incredibly cheaper than buying the complete love dolls, but imagine going to your new guy's home and having a head fall out from a closet on you. Looking back up to you with dead eyes, hair probably all tangled...
Just the head, for a guy who loves head.

In all honesty, I like that there are alternatives for guys besides the blow up dolls of the past, but the more realistic these ladies get, it's also odd to have just a body part or two lying around the carpet.

Do guys feel like they've entered Lorena Bobbit's when they see a life like cock and balls in the bed?

I hope you find the humor in this post.
It's also given me fresh fodder for a twisted novel idea.
Enjoy the head!




Tuesday, January 30, 2018

Preaching to the Perverted

Good morning!
I have been MIA, but also just fighting a sickness for the past few weeks.
Since I have been sort of laying low, and blah, I had some time to watch movies.
We do not have cable, actually have not had it for over ten years.
We do, however, have a massive DVD collection, and I decided to go back through some of our old collections. I had forgotten about all of the wonderful old underground  and lesser known flicks we have.
I popped this one in yesterday because I remember the stunning costumes...
Preaching to the Perverted is from 1997.
It deals with the underground BDSM scene in London, and the governement's attempts at infiltrating them to shut them down. Oh those groups of morals and ethics.
The main scene is run by Mistress Tanya Cheex, an reknown American Mistress.
The nights rotate around London, and they use cryptic computer messages to alert those on the in.
The government sends in a young man undercover, but eventually he falls in with the whole deviant group.

This is not your ordinary fare, and though a bit cheesy, it's highly entertaining.
The men are mainly slaves.
There are auctions, whippings, piercing, electrocution, pony play and more.
Sure parts are a little over the top, but I know some of these scenarios actually do take place...

If nothing else, the makeup and costumes and scenes are stunning, and made me want to reinvest in my vinyle and satins.

This movie was one of the ones that made me want to pursue more, and influences my characters, especially the ones in upcoming novels. Beauty and strength and power.

It's available to watch on Amazon, Free with Amazon Prime.
And if you're so inclined to buy the video, it's available to BUY too.



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